Captain Beefheart

Comfortably past the first flush of youth, the Captain cuts a manly figure, although a little more manly in the waistband than he would choose. Still favouring loud shirts but getting a little long in the tooth for loud parties, he's spent a hefty portion of his life drifting, avoiding responsibility, looking for something to interest him whilst thinking he's a good person but hard done by. However, he is gradually having to face up to the mounting evidence that in fact he's been a bit of a shit and probably has no-one to blame for anything but himself.

Still knows how to party, but it's mostly by himself of late. Claims he's an out of work Starship Captain just making do for the last twelve years with a job in computing, which may be true or may be the delusional result of too many hard years of substance abuse and a wasted youth. Or a bit of both.

Can cook pretty well but is messy about the house.