Owl
Despite years of persistent and earnest attempts to convince the world that he is romantically imbued with a tortuous madness as an excuse for his reckless whims and idle manner, there is a concensus that Owl is in fact just a fat, useless Yorkshireman. Usually a quitter, however, he pursues his mental aberration story with vigour, maintaining that if there ever was a blood test that showed he was truly, in fact, bonkers, you'd all be sorry then, wouldn't you, eh?
On the other hand, having been programming computers since he was 10, there is little wonder that the freak is a lock out when it comes to real life.
On the other hand, having been programming computers since he was 10, there is little wonder that the freak is a lock out when it comes to real life.
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In the confines of space we will have to keep an eye on Owl. We don't need a loose canon rocking the boat. Mixed metaphors be damned!
Agreed - first sign of the Red Mists coming down and we'll shove him in the brig
Huh? How do you know of the Red Mists? Who are you!?
A good captain knows everything that happens on his ship.
Uh oh, he's getting antsy... get the cattle prod ready
Set a phasers to broil!
You're making me broily. You wouldn't like me when I'm broily.
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