Anthony Pereira
A constant bore and a pathetic whiner, Anthony has made it through much of his young life on pity and a pretty face. Ok, pity. Unable to differentiate between reality and a make-beleive world of fantasy inhabited by troll dolls and the cast of the original Degrassi series he made up while in an ether endused coma at the age of 7, Anthony is rarely able to cope with any situation more stressful than a long hot bath.
Upon dropping out of University after a failed year, a metal breakdown, and the sound of $14 000 being flushed down the toilet, Anthony Pereira decided to take some time figure things out, ie. slack off for a while. After taking several jobs in the Customer Service Minion Industry Anthony can now be found rocking in the corner of an empty room.
Can he add a unique perspective to this project? How about a dimension? Will he even remember about it next week? Will he show up dressed like a mountie then hump a moose? Who knows!
Upon dropping out of University after a failed year, a metal breakdown, and the sound of $14 000 being flushed down the toilet, Anthony Pereira decided to take some time figure things out, ie. slack off for a while. After taking several jobs in the Customer Service Minion Industry Anthony can now be found rocking in the corner of an empty room.
Can he add a unique perspective to this project? How about a dimension? Will he even remember about it next week? Will he show up dressed like a mountie then hump a moose? Who knows!
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Turns out things are shaping up as a pastiche of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest! :D
...crossed with Futurama
Two of my favorite things!!
Pereira! Snap out of it and fetch me another margerita!
Hold the fruit and the salt. Shit, just bring the bottle of Tequila over.
And a straw.
And/or a syringe... oh, wait a minute, that was something else.
My mom just made nacho dip with tequila in it at my request. Mmmm... cactus juice.
Oh, and get your own god damned drinks.
get me a drink bitch!
Even if I wanted to get you a drink I'm sure you are well aware of the difficulties that situation might present.
So you're going to use the fact that we are in different countries as an excuse? I guess you're just not dedicated to the whole "get me a drink, bitch" philosophy. *tsk*
The whole college education thing is a mythos created by capitalistic vagabonds. Like the easter bunny, like the santa clause, and much like the "three licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop" its all a lie.
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