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Monday, July 11, 2005

Sytems Alert!

Sectors 423E and 416A sustaining heavy damage. Quantitative results show maximum output in sectors 12 and 32 will be at critical within one minute forty two seconds. “Give me the analysis of the internal catalyst system pronto Beefie” Cheyenne yelled at the on board computer assistant. As he hurried between the monitors, cans of crystal Pepsi and macadamia nuts flew about the engineering room causing Franklin to go into clean-up mode with vengeance.

“Don’t worry about the goddamn snacks Franklin! And get on that overview to see what in the hell might be causing this.”

Franklin scurried away; grasping any nut he could while apologetically explaining that if the snacks were to invade any manual systems he was not to blame. Cheyenne grabbed the COM mic.

“Listen up ladies, were in for some bumpy waters so hold onto something and make sure its not connected to anything that looks important.” “I’m not quite sure what the fuck is going on outside but I'm working on stabilizing the internal gravity field so we can get ourselves out of this mess.”

Hull breach. Hull breach. Imminent death, two minutes and twenty-three seconds. Initiating evacuation sequence in 5,….4,…..3,…..”Hold that thought Beefie, I’ve got a plan!”

Cheyenne ran over to the controls and begin meticulously pushing sequences into the main boards repair system. Within a split second the hull breach had been repaired. Cheyenne wiped away the sweat from his brow thinking he had just saved the crew from a lovely stroll into outer space. What he didn’t know was whatever Franklin was looking at had just made its way on board.

“Oh sir, I think you should have a look at this.”

7 Comments:

Blogger Fella said...

I love how you talk to the ship as a person and call it Beefie, no less. Har!

Monday, July 11, 2005 4:11:00 AM  
Blogger Captain Beefheart said...

A man in harmony with his tools! Superfly - who's next?!

Monday, July 11, 2005 9:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm afraid to write. Maybe tommorow I'll have a couple drinks and give it a try.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 5:22:00 AM  
Blogger Captain Beefheart said...

Go for it matey!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:44:00 AM  
Blogger Spirit Of Owl said...

I'm looking forward to it, anthony! As the Captain said, give it a whirl! Only he said it differently.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 2:42:00 PM  
Blogger CheyenneWay said...

i was a bit nervous myself and then i realized i only had to write as much as i wanted to. a few short paragraphs got me all excited and i was able to spit out this littel entry.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 5:36:00 AM  
Blogger Captain Beefheart said...

As much or as little as you feel like. A few lines, a paragraph or just an idea that someone else can expand on. Anything goes, but have a go!

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:54:00 AM  

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